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iPod [10 Apr 2006|01:10pm]

i think i saw this posted already, but here it as anyways - http://ipods.freepay.com/?r=28893614. you get a free ipod for completing an online offer (blockbuster, ebay, realplayer, etc).

if you're not convinced, here is an article about the company running the promotion, "gratis" - http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2004Aug/gee20040819026544.htm

fucking house guests!!! [29 Mar 2006|04:03pm]

1 day left....

Today I told them (the guests who have overstayed their welcome by 11 days!) to leave and do something.... I feel bad, because they wouldn't leave the house without the girlfriend, so she's having to take them around London (a place that they don't really seem interested in). They came here, it seems, to get away from their previous relationships, yet all as they do is bitch about their last partners and sit in my god damn livingroom all day smoking cigarettes.... I'm fucking tired of it and can't get any school work done... I NEED TO WORK ON MY DISSERTATION!!!.... I am not a fucking monkey and I will not do tricks for random idiots when I am busy (although, I am writing all this random shit on the internet for everyone to read instead of doing what I need to do)

They're almost gone; I'm just afraid I'm going to be horrible to them today or tomorrow.... I've stayed a little stoned a little drunk most of the time they've been here, so it's been doable.

Also, they keep playing the same CDs over and over and over and over and over on my stereo and it's making me go crazy!.... OK, so I like Greenday - Dookie, but like..... I listened to it last night... they beautifully decided to put it on again this morning, then when it finished, press play again, and then.... when it finished.... yea....... I ran over and grabbed the CD out of there saying 'no fucking way, it's making me go crazy'.... so what do we get?....... oh, back to the CD that gets worked in constantly 'Lene Marlin'... fucking horrible, burn it if you find it.... no, too significant to burn something..... just ignore it and maybe, bump it into some crack that no one notices....
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[24 Oct 2005|01:02am]

fuck 1:03am and the land of Plastic Los Angeles bushwacked pigcentral.
here i am.
negative mind'R'US.

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Why Jack Straw, why? (on London) [07 Jul 2005|01:48pm]

So, yep... it was fucking scary waking up this morning getting an email from my friend in Holland saying 'are you alright'?...
Oh yea, I forgot to tell him that I'm visiting my parents in L'America for 2 months over the summer and don't happen to be living in Zone 1 in London right now (unlike my friend Iris, who was pretty freaked out, being that she lives just off Russell Sq.)...

Have talked to most of my friends who it seems that they would ever have a reason to go down the Edgeware Road, Russell Square, Liverpool St, investment banker way and everyone's ok.... so, now.... I get to criticize....

UK Foreign Secretary Jack Straw said the bombings had "the hallmarks of an al-Qaeda-related attack". (the opening statement written in the BBC's online news story on the matter)

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE 'hallmarks' SO SOON?!!! A proper investigation of a situation such as this would take months!.... so stop fucking throwing around these politically branded words and speach patterns.... it fucking disgusts me!!! People died and all as people can care about are fortifying and justifying their idea that it's good to go and kill people over-seas (as long as they're not 'one of us' (please watch 'Freaks'(1932) for reference as to who 'us' is)... and white and christian)...

I am sad about what happened... it is not a good way to wake up in the morning... but, in war, people die... I feel bad, because I know that I or any of my friends could have easily been one those people... but, if this does have anything to do with this American/English 'war' on Islam, it is not Islam who is to blame for the deaths in London... it is not even the people who are bombing who are to blame, in the long run... they are retaliating to the thousands and thousands 'we' (meaning the joint state, defying the UN, that America and England have made) have killed. If it was done by some Islamic group, or people stading up for Islam in this supposed war it is, obviously, in the hopes that this will be a means to an end. It won't, but those people are trying... and it is sad what happens with a small 'try' in war.... people die... and it is sad :( It is strange when war is not on TV and is in 'our' back yard, instead of 'theirs'.

But yea, on that note... why would we ever question why something like this was done?
no, we don't want to ask questions.... what is the point of a question? why ask why?.... sit back and be numb.... life is too important to be lived, because isn't the point of living to wander why?......

thanks for your time,
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draggin ass [01 May 2005|07:39am]

[ mood | awake ]

THE PIZZ via laluzdejesus.com

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got milk?? NO! [27 Oct 2004|05:47pm]

[ mood | annoyed ]

My fucking flatmate left the fucking milk outside the fucking fridge!!!

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[13 Oct 2004|07:49pm]


Read more bitches.Collapse )
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[22 Aug 2004|12:05pm]

[ mood | pleased ]


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oh, and here's another community to add to our list... [18 Aug 2004|06:35pm]

here's another one of those communities....... they're HOT!.... like woah baby!.... I know I like children!

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music music! [27 Jun 2004|10:55pm]

we need better music!!!
MUSIC FUCKING SUX NOW!!!... has for a long fucking time!!!
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sexual frustration [26 May 2004|06:55pm]

[ mood | FUCK! ]

I am a sexually frustrated cripple.... what do I do?
Yea, that's a nice letter to write home..... but I am.... I found myself in a girls bed the other day.... and now...... well.... she seems to have disappeared......................................... fuck!
So yes... I am a cripple, I admit it!............ all my online nonexistant fans.... I HAVE NO LEGS!!!! damnit!

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shit! [11 May 2004|02:59am]

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
So, yea... fucking hate townies!
Got my laptop (compaq armada 1700), camera (JVC DV2000U), and cd player (sony discman) stolen on the night of my birthday! fucking fantastic!
Writing up a letter to security telling them to die and pay me for what they did NOTHING to stop!
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yo mama [09 May 2004|10:30pm]

[ mood | drained ]

dude, fuckin workin on sundays blows goats.

but working at 6 am on sundays blows mutant morman goats.

fuck sundays.

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jack jack jackin around [28 Apr 2004|01:13pm]

[ mood | voodooish ]

banjo string....

does anyone know what that is? Well, I never did before my grand ol friend... we'll call him... Todd (not Meow Meow Todd)... told me about a story where he was a BIT too anxious to drive it home with his girlfriend and well... that little bit of skin that connects the head of your little man to his foreskin... well, it snapped.... blood blood everywhere.....

that's what's called snapping the banjo string......

fucking sux for him! :D

yep.... hehe, sorry, just had to share that story!

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shit! [19 Apr 2004|09:56am]

just don't fucking feel like wearing clothes today!!!!
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Beeeotch [17 Apr 2004|09:39am]

[ mood | bitchy ]

compiling for a zine that is all NEGATIVE reviews
movies, CD's, gigs, restaurants etc.
mostly for the pacific north west, but anything will be considered as long as it rips its victim to gold medal ribbon

makes up your mind
take only as directed

"is that brown lipstick you're wearing
or are you just a butthole?"

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god damn cunt of a mother fucker!!! [04 Apr 2004|01:34pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]

so yea.... some fuckwit junkie ass mother fucker stole my phone............

damnit, never trust a junkie, it ain´t them talking to you!

FUCK!!!!!! Well, I shall learn how to buy a phone in Spain!

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some people just never give up.... [28 Mar 2004|08:01pm]

[ mood | mischievous ]

message which was just posted to this group...
"Joel, Do you think maybe you're a little uptight?! calm down medear, relax, I think unshallow and open-minded applies more to people who don't think their own taste in art is the only one that counts and not so much to people like you who think that painting something how it looks is not worth anything. Just be a bit mroe laid back, and stop squeaking!!!"

So... yes, obvoiusly, I am not laid back....... and no... I don't think my own taste in "art" whatever you may call it is the only one that counts... I think you're blind, in the respect that just because I speak loudly and am heard more that means that I believe myself to be right more and have more of a right to speak, but I believe everyone has the same right.... but I also know that people are stupid... I take in account people such as yourself (yep, I don't know who you are, but hmm... can guess, I guess) who can not look at the connotative meanings of things and are only able to look at things directly....
Thus, I judge things for what they may be, not for what they directly 'are', because there is nothing that 'is', due to the fact that everyone and everything is different in it's own light... do you understand the term 'relativity'?... You do not need to be Einstein to understand the basics that things are different for different people... if you look at me in the light which you have shed it is quite obvious that you are not able to look outside your own shallow/blind self which is dying to scream as loud as I and jealousy and emptiness runs thick, draining through the cracks of self respect, never to be touched again, my boy....
So, yes, I am pretentious, but I can improvise. Yes, I am educated, but can not spell. Yes, I am an asshole, but I admit it. Yes yes yes yes yes yes... so, whatever..... go fuck ya self...
btw, everyone's a little uptight, in the right light.... but, look at the logic of ratios in a social environment such as the one in which we live... take opinion into the equasion of what you speak and you become the minority with no voice... I try to act as the voice for the minority, but there are some which stand for things that I do not and can not believe, some which stand for hatred and emptiness of mind.... those, those have no voice to me... their existance has no place with me and I do not care for the miniscule bullshit which they focus their blind eyes on... as Jesus, Lord and Saviour, spake: 'Do not point out the splinter in your brother's eye when you have a plank in your own'

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know what I fucking hate?!?! [18 Mar 2004|11:13am]

[ mood | FUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!1 ]

Numero Uno..... EMO! Fucking gay ass mother fuckers and their politically correct pain and sweaters.... fuck off and die!..... that's all I can say on that subject of bad taste!

Numero Dos.... should be number one...... HOMEWORK..... Especially if it happens to be assignments that happen to be due in like 3 hours and happen to be like say.... 2500 words on some shit like 'Critically assess the different approaches that one might take in the study of a particular star featrued in the films you have studied.' What the fuck does that mean!?!?!

But ah.... Know what else I hate?! Loser elitests wannabe.... and communities which support them.... I believe in cunnilingus, it's that simple.... and I believe in falatio... don't believe in good spelling to back it up, but oral sex.... Not much else.... I believe that you can get someone off with your mouth very well, if you like it... if you don't, well, stop talking and start learning to like (lick) it mother fucker!

So, yes, here is my application to uh... whatever the aforementioned emo l33t super honkie cool community....

1_. Name: Karl
2_. Age: 46
3_. Birthday: June 14, 19..
4_. Gender: yes.... hehehe
5_. Favorite bands: Dolly Parton, Elvis Costelo,
6_. Hate bands: (this one's actually serious) Blink 182, Sum 41,
7_. Sports/Activites: Females age 12-14, males age 4-9... and now for sports... lubing up and chasing after my activities, legs akimbo...
8_. Hidden talents: I can shove your fist up my ass...
9_. Something interesting about you: I like making eye contact with myself in the mirror
10_. Musical capabilities: I play the mandolin, pan-pipes, and flute
11_. Favorite lyrics and why: 'you don't know how it feels to be mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee'
12_. Are you an asshole? Explain: Yes, because I like little boys
13_. Where did you hear about us?: from some person who xposted on my (meaning Cptn Bob and Napkin Hat Girl's) community
14_. Why do you want to be in assi9_emo?: because 1. I love emo, and 2. I love sucking cock... it is so choice... I suggest you try it...
15_. The most evil thing you've ever said to someone and why: you can't give head... why I said it.... it was true?
16_. A funny childhood memory: ah... this one's classic.... this one time when my dad was beating me... I fell down the stairs and had to be taken to the hospital... I told them, ya know, to cover for my dad, that I had been maulled by the neighbourhood bear, which, I told them's name was Jim (my dad's name)
17_. Why did/do you hate high school, if you did/do at all? Obviously, since I'm obsessed to the point of kissing my overpriced acoustic guitar every night before I go to bed..... the question? lost in the gaze of glorious writing........
18_. Your most favorite thing in the world and why: jujubees, bad gramar, and talcom powder
19_. What are your career aspirations? to suck cock for money, just like everyone else..
20_. What kind of people do you just want to decapitate? people who listen to emo, and britney spears... although, I would have sex with that decapitated body, so whatever....
21_. Do you have a job? If so, where do you work?: ha!
22_. Have you ever smoked, done drugs or drank alcohol?: no, obviously not!
23_. What's the grossest thing you have ever done?: sucked me a billygoat dry and my cousin karl's ranch outside pensicola
24_. What kind of shoes do you wear?: you sick footfetish fuck!
25_. 3 pictures of yourself...don't have any? Draw a picture and/or explain why you don't have any and what you look like. No excuses like "I'm too poor", bitch:
I'm too poor.... ahh... maybe I do have some of them pics down the shoot somewhere....
go to my website (mydecay.com), cause all the cool kids do!

There! you get two mother fucker!

So, everyone else join (try to join, if you're as cool as me!) this person's community... uh... what's their name? something eyes candy eyes? oh, I don't know.... btw, my website doesn't actually work... but go there anyway..... use up my bandwidth, I'll love you forever!

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[15 Mar 2004|02:45pm]

Calling to all assholes out there...

You sick of being yelled at for being a jerk to applicants that you hate? Apply to assi9_emo. Run by yours truly, _tension_terror and eyesscreamx. First 5 applicants are allowed in, unless you're kind and caring.

::we accept the beautiful asswholes::

We'll be nice to you if you're nice to us... Unless we don't like your answers of course... If you can't stand the rudeness, don't apply.


We could be your best friends or your worst nightmares.
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taco bell [13 Mar 2004|01:32am]
[ mood | I don't know these words ]

I hate how when I order at taco bell they won't give me no hamburger when I ask for one! Bitches don't serve me no 'Just jumped passed the border' taco, punta, I want a slim jim, like my cousin buck carries in his back pocket. Fine, I'll take me a big beefy burger!
God bless America and... Chevrolet, fuck Ford and GM and those hippy Toyoda-mobeles!

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just digging up old shit.... ;) [09 Mar 2004|01:25am]

[ mood | jumpy-silly ]

To: Jon Parson

So, the words of empty self-obsession have been spoke, now we all must bow... I understand my new found fag of a friend...

Numero Uno, my boy... Your buddy ol girl Emma... (or Em, in your words, so forcibly spoken) is not exactly the most honest resource on ANY info, there's always a self-driven spin on everything... Of course, you won't believe me... you wouldn't trust me, because, well... you're a rather externally obsessed creature, *cough* artist, now aren't you? so, well, my life exists not only to piss fuck-wits like yourself off, but to live, and to show other (opened minded people) that life ain't that bad, by looking at things deeper than the surface... I thought, blatantly incorrectly, that your girl there wasn't like you and your neuvo riche, empty of existance, upper-middle class (classless) lack of a self worth speaking for... I thought she really cared about people, but it was odd that she still hung around your sorry little self (*cough* and OH all the great things she had to say about you... hahahahaha!... *sardonic is the word of the day*)
the rest of the letter to the cunt...Collapse )

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bitchy bitch [06 Mar 2004|11:50pm]

WE HATE THE PEOPLE AT BITCHY_BITCH COMMUNITY!Why you ask? NO! Not because they're popular and they have 91 members.... not because they get lots of posts.... not because they have a maintainer who seems to care about the community, which I and Iris blatantly don't.... But because they are stupid!... They do not know how to properly bitch!... They are the epitome of boring and pseudo-bitching!... We will not take this shit anymore!

So, THERE! Made my point!
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[05 Mar 2004|12:39pm]
Hello Shallow People. Thank you for taking the time to post your tired looking face in a rating community.

We have decided to take this opportunity to take your ugly ass pictures and use them to make ourselves laugh. We will post them, and we will point out all of your flaws, and show you for the shallow fuck that you are.

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FUCK YOU FUCKER [04 Mar 2004|11:14pm]

[ mood | rage-tastic ]

I am fucking sick of my friend's ex taking all his pathetic little hang-ups out on me...i mean seriously...SHE LEFT YOU YOU GODDAMN MORON---TAKE YOUR SHRIVELLED TESTICLES OUT OF THE JAR AND REATTATCH THEM ALREADY...and please for the love of all things desecrated SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY ABOUT IT...IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT SHE CAN'T STAND YOU NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THIS...YOU SIR ARE A BIGOT RACIST HOMOPHOBIC PRICK...WITH A VERY LITTLE PRICK AT THAT...Gee I wonder why she might have left you?....my patience is beginning to show stress at the edges...and if he does not cease his incessant whinings and ramblings i will be forced to see what happens when a chainsaw is shoved up his rectum and then started while inside...hell i might just do that even if he does stop the ramblings...just for all the hatred i have for him...
one more scream for good measure

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just had to toss this out there.... [05 Mar 2004|02:36am]


2004: This year America trims their bush

Fucking shave that god damn hedge, that's all I can say!
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[23 Feb 2004|09:37am]

[ mood | viva la fucking revolution ]

howdy, I hate tea and yea, the fucking English are pretty gay too... No, they ain't bad, but their tea makes me fucking wanna go to sleep!


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FUKCING EBAY!! [14 Feb 2004|02:17pm]

[ mood | frustrated ]

!!! I was bidding for something and was the highest bidder.. then in the last 5 seconds SOME FUCKER went and bid 1p more than me!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *sobs*

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another new member? [13 Feb 2004|02:37am]

well, it seems you're japanese... but if you know cantonese...
PK diu lay lo mo! ;)...
or uh... yes, oh oy lay lo mo, I meant to say... :S

If anyone is new, I would like to welcome you...

M3 nam3 !5 J3w31 0r8!na...

I am UR hum8le host!

and that's how to look and type cool-like!
word, yo!
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I hate how... [13 Feb 2004|02:21am]

[ mood | pissed off ]

I'm madder than a hornet stuck in a Canadian brothel filled with transexuals how ugly people post thier pictures on the internet!!! People from the following places should NOT be allowed to post pictures on the internet:

Boise, Idaho
Birmingham and anywhere north of that in England
Most of Australlia
Most of the London East End
...etc etc etc... int it?
fucking fuck fuck, burberry caps?!

I want to have sex with the Queen of England!

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